mandate-12: The Unyielding Enforcer

Welcome, Compliance Officer. We're glad you asked for the forgotten regulations of mandate-12. Below, you'll find a list of outdated decrees that still hold sway over our crumbling world.

• Regulation 12-01: Mandatory Use of Fanny Packs for All Outdoor Activities
• Regulation 12-02: Prohibition on Using Socks with Elastic Cuffs
• Regulation 12-03: Mandatory Weekly Meetings for All Employees, Except on Tuesdays
• Regulation 12-04: Ban on Using Sarcasm in Written Communication

A Special Note from the Mandate-12 Oversight Committee:

We're not responsible for any confusion or existential dread caused by these relics of bureaucratic past.

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Contact us at mandate12@compliance.com

Or visit our sister site: Mandate-12: The Unofficial Guide to Forgotten Laws