Balthazar McSnazz is a renowned expert in all things obscure and irrelevant. He has a Ph.D. in "Studies of Unnecessary Studies" and has written extensively on the importance of pointless data collection.
Balthazar McSnazz Jr. is a specialist in the art of doing absolutely nothing. He is the author of several books on the subject, including "The Art of Procrastination" and "How to Do the Bare Minimum."
Zara P. Smithee is an expert in the field of making excuses and finding creative ways to avoid actual work. She is the creator of the "Smithee Method" of getting out of doing anything.
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