Mandate 12 Bureaucracy

Where the paperwork never dies, and the coffee is always strong.

Welcome to Mandate 12, where every request is a form, and every form is a novel.

Click on the links to navigate our vast, labyrinthine bureaucracy:

• Form 42: The Form That Ate My Lunch
• Mandate 42: The Banishment of the Unwary
• Bureaucracy Bingo: A Game of Red Tape and Futility

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

SELECT * FROM TABLE bureaucracy WHERE form_id = 42 AND form_status = 'in_progress' AND employee_name = 'John Doe' OR employee_name = 'Jane Doe';

(Results will vary. Probably not.

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