Mandate 1234 Violation 3: The Most Heinous of All
Issued on a completely arbitrary date, 2023-02-27
You are hereby commanded to watch an endless loop of cat videos while being forced to listen to elevator music.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced attendance at a never-ending meeting of bureaucratic middle management types
- Repeated viewing of PowerPoint presentations with 100% more PowerPoint animations
- Forced consumption of a 5-gallon tub of Jell-O
Note: This mandate is entirely fictional and not actually enforced by any real government agency. Or is it?