The Socks Goblin Solved is a highly classified, top-secret government agency that deals with the most pressing issue facing modern society: Socks.
Our agents are trained in the art of sock retrieval, negotiation, and disposal. We have a 100% success rate in resolving even the most heinous of missing sock crimes.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our impressive statistics:
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Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, take on the challenge of becoming a Socks Goblin Agent yourself:
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