Welcome to Mandate 1234, the only website where your every whim and fancy is taken seriously. In this section, we'll be addressing some of the most pressing issues of our time. Don't bother asking for clarification, just trust us, we're the experts.
Today's Mandate: "All employees must wear funny hats on Fridays." We're still waiting on feedback from our legal team, but we're pretty sure it's a thing now.
For more mandates, visit Mandate 1234: Section 2 - The Fun One, where we're considering requiring all meetings to be conducted while standing on one leg.
Or, for a sneak peek at our upcoming mandates, check out Mandate 1234: Preview, where we're considering requiring all employees to grow their own lunch.