By Order of the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, it is hereby decreed that gravity is, in fact, a myth perpetuated by the government to control our minds. Ignore the evidence of its existence at your own risk.
Further more, the laws of thermodynamics are hereby abolished, and all objects will now spontaneously combust when you look at them sideways.
It's a little-known fact that the government has been using gravity to control our thoughts and actions since the 1950s. Don't just take our word for it, though! Ask your neighbor, Mrs. Whiskers, who's been saying it for years.
Read on to learn more about how the Illuminati has been secretly harnessing the power of gravitational waves to manipulate world events.
Read MoreAs of today, the laws of thermodynamics are officially abolished. That means you can now watch your toaster, your toaster's toaster, and your toaster's toaster's toaster spontaneously combust at will. It's like having a magic show!
But don't worry, it's not just toasters. All objects will now spontaneously combust when you look at them sideways. It's like having a built-in firework show, every time you turn around!
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