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We're talking about the art of doing the bare minimum, where the goal is to accomplish as little as humanly possible while still getting by.
It's not just for the lazy, it's for anyone who wants to live life with a little less stress and a lot more excuses.
Check out our Mandate of Minimums for a comprehensive guide to doing the bare minimum.
Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, just go to our Minimum Effort Mandate for Dummies for a simplified, dumbed-down version of the same principles.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Failure to meet the minimum effort mandate will result in: