Oh no! You have stumbled upon the great Absurberium Abyss. It seems you are lost in the infinite expanse of Absurdity. Try not to panic, but you might as well.
Try Absorbing the Absurd to see if it helps you find your way back to the land of sanity.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Alternative Absorbing Techniques for an added dose of absurdity.