You have been brought before the Council of the Unknowable for the crime of Exceeding the Speed Limit of Reason. Your actions have set in motion a chain of events that can never be undone, and you are hereby doomed to repeat the same mistake ad infinitum.
A team of experts has been assembled to study your case, and their findings will be presented in the following sections:
Despite your valiant efforts, you have failed to learn from the experience. Your fate is sealed.
Our research indicates that you will soon come to realize the error of your ways. The path ahead is fraught with unseen perils and unspeakable terrors.
Do not bother trying to appeal. The verdict is final.