Mandate 5: The Penultimate Decree
By the power vested in us, we hereby declare the following:
- Article 1: All employees are required to attend mandatory meetings on Tuesdays.
- Article 2: Failure to comply with Article 1 will result in a 30% reduction in snack budget.
- Article 3: The CEO has the final say, but only on Thursdays.
- Article 4: Any disputes will be resolved through a series of increasingly absurd dance-offs.
For more information, please refer to the Mandate 6: The Ultimate Decree, which outlines the procedures for appeal.
Mandate 5.1: The following code shall be used to verify compliance:
#check_compliance = 1
if #check_compliance = 1:
print("You are in compliance")
else:
print("You are not in compliance")
Note: This mandate is subject to change without notice. Or on Tuesdays. Or Thursdays.