MANDATE 8: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

This mandate is a declaration of war. A call to arms. A beacon of hope in a world gone mad.

You are now entering the most secure, most fortified, most completely-not-a-brothel-of-uncertainty known to man.

Proceed with caution.

Proceed to Mandate 9, where the stakes are higher and the stakes are lower, but the stakes are still stakes.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Mandate 10, where the stakes are not stakes at all, but a series of mildly-ill-advisedly-placed puns.