In the early days of the Ministry of Red Tape, Form 5 was born as an experiment to test the limits of bureaucratic efficiency. Its creator, the great Bureaucrat, envisioned a form so comprehensive, so labyrinthine, that it would be the envy of all other forms.
Form 5 consists of 27 pages, each one a masterpiece of unnecessary complexity. Page 1 asks for your name, page 2 for your address, and page 3 for your favorite color. Yes, you read that right: your favorite color. Don't even get us started on pages 17-25, the infamous "Section B" – a seemingly endless series of yes/no questions designed to keep you up late at night.
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