FAQ: Jellification and the Jellification Mandate

Q: What is Jellification?

• Q: Is it a form of gelatinous enlightenment?
• A: No. Although, that would be cool.
• Q: Is it a form of government-mandated snack food?
• A: Not yet. But we're working on it.
• Q: Is it a form of social commentary on the futility of modern life?
• A: That's the real question.

Q: What are the benefits of Jellification?

• Q: Does it give you a sweet, fruity flavor?
• A: Not always.
• Q: Does it make you feel like a cube of jello?
• A: Only on Tuesdays.
• Q: Does it grant you the power of telekinesis?
• A: Not without a 3-day permit.

Q: How do I become a Jellification Mandate Enthusiast?

• Q: Do I need to wear a special jumpsuit?
• A: No, but that would be cool.
• Q: Do I need to learn the ancient jargon?
• A: Only the basics: "Jellification", "Jellifier", "Jellification Mandate".

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