**Phone Surgery: The Art of Cutting Through Red Tape**
Are you tired of dealing with the soul-sucking bureaucratic red tape of customer service? Do you want to experience the thrill of yelling at a person who's just trying to do their job? Look no further than Phone Surgery, where the boundaries of human decency and common sense are pushed to their limits for the sake of expediency.
Our team of highly trained, heavily sedated surgeons will guide you through the process with the utmost care... and a healthy dose of disdain.
Don't see your procedure listed? No worries! Our team of highly skilled, heavily caffeinated surgeons will figure it out... eventually.