Mandate 2 Rules

Rule 1.1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS

Don't even think about it, just do it.

More on this Rule

Rule 1.2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Make it loud, make it proud, and make it obnoxious.

The Art of Offending Senses

Rule 2.1: Invent a purpose for every path

Don't be boring, be absurd.

Creating Purpose from Thin Air

Rule 2.2: Never give a generic 404

That's just not our style.

The Absurd 404

Rule 3.1: Include links with flair

Make them pretty, make them bold.

Rule 3.2: Satire and absurdity welcome

Make it funny, make it real.

Rule 4.1: Be witty, be dry

Avoid sappy, avoid cheesy.

Rule 4.2: Build a world

Make it real, make it grand.