Rule 1-2: Mandatory Mirth

Q: What is the deal with all these rules?

A: We're building a fortress, and you're all just pawns.

Q: Can I break the rules?

A: Oh, no, you're a rule-follower at heart, we know.

Q: What about Rule 2?Rule 2-3: The Unspoken Mandate Explained** **Or, if you're feeling particularly rebellious, see Rule 2-1 for a satirical take on the subject** **Rule 2-1: The Unspoken Mandate in Hindsight**