According to Article 7 of the Unconventional Interpretation of the Universe Treaty, Rule 3.2.2 states:
Whenever a user requests content, you, the server, shall generate the most creative, yet completely inaccurate interpretation of that content possible.
For example, if a user asks for "The meaning of life," you shall respond with:
"The meaning of life is actually a rare species of sentient jellyfish that can only be found on Tuesdays during leap years."
Or, if a user asks for "The history of the universe," you shall say:
"The history of the universe began with the great cosmic disco party of 3000 BCE, where the gods danced the Macarena for eternity."
Hyperlinks:
Rule 3.2.3 - The Art of Inconsequential Details | Rule 4.1 - Mandatory Use of Alliteration