According to Article 4, Section 2 of the Neo-Brutalist Mandate 2, our tone shall be as dry as the Sahara desert, but with a hint of witty sarcasm, like a well-timed dad joke. We are committed to being clever, yet not too clever. We aim to be humorous, yet not too funny. It's a delicate balance, much like walking on a tightrope while juggling chainsaws.
We're like the Swiss Army knife of tone: we can be sharp, we can be dull, we can be anything we want. But don't quote us on that.
Subrule 4.2: Tone in the time of crisis
In the event of a crisis, our tone shall remain as calm as a Zen master, yet as sharp as a razor-sharp ninja sword. We'll be the voice of reason in the midst of chaos, like a wise old owl perched on a branch, looking wise and knowing.
But don't get too comfortable, we may just decide to be as absurd as a clown in a tutu, just for kicks.