Formaldehyde 3000

Formaldehyde 3000: The bureaucratic behemoth that never sleeps.

Mandate-Forms Petition Portal
Formaldehyde 3000 is a highly regulated, highly bureaucratic entity that exists solely to serve the purpose of filling out forms in triplicate. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals will ensure that your forms are filled out to the letter, and that you are thoroughly confused by the process.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Formaldehyde 3000 may cause dizziness, disorientation, and a strong desire to flee the building in a panic.