What is Mandate 2?
Mandate 2 is a revolutionary new system for achieving optimal levels of productivity, creativity, and existential dread in the workplace.
It's a protocol for making work more efficient, but not necessarily enjoyable.
Side effects may include: increased risk of burnout, decreased risk of actually enjoying yourself, and a strong sense of impending doom.
| Side Effect | Description |
|---|---|
| Existential Dread | You'll start questioning the meaning of life while trying to meet your quarterly targets. |
| Burnout | You'll be working non-stop until you're a husk of your former self, wondering what happened to your hobbies and social skills. |
| Productivity | You'll be able to complete your work tasks with alarming speed and efficiency, but only because you've given up on life. |
How do I implement Mandate 2 in my company?
Just click this link to download the Mandate 2 Implementation Guide: Mandate 2 Implementation Guide
We recommend starting with a thorough analysis of your employees' emotional and psychological well-being, but let's be real, who needs that?