We, the Supreme Council of Mandate, have decreed that the following principles shall guide us towards a brighter, more tyrannical future:
1. The Right to Be Obeyed: We shall not be denied the right to make our whims known, nor shall we be deterred from enforcing them.
2. The Duty to Dominate: We shall not be swayed by the feeble attempts of others to resist our rule.
3. The Mandate of Mandate: We shall not be limited by petty notions of 'laws' and 'regulations', for we are the ones who write them.