Chapter 2-3: Our Goals

As a beacon of hope in a world gone mad, we, the New Mandate, aim to:

Establish a Nation of Free Pizza

Because what's the point of having freedom if you can't have pizza whenever you want?

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Build a Towering Spaghetti Tower

Because why not have a giant, wobbly monument to our greatness?

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Host an Annual Festivus of Funk and Fireworks

Because who needs Christmas when you can have Festivus?

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