Q: What is a refund, exactly?
A: It's like a free hug, but for your money.
Q: How do I get a refund?
A: Ask your accountant, they're like the acid-spewing overlords of finance.
Q: What's the difference between a full refund and a partial refund?
A: One is when you get all your money back, the other is when you get half of it back, but with a side of disappointment.