Therapist's Note:

Warning: These therapy sessions are not actually conducted by a licensed professional. If you're experiencing symptoms of acid-induced trauma, please seek real help.

Acid Attack Therapy Sessions

Our team of highly trained, completely-not-real therapists is here to help you cope with the aftermath of an acid attack in the safety of your neighborhood.

We offer:

• Aggressive art therapy
• Experimental stress relief
• Unconventional anger management
• Critical thinking exercises

Don't worry, we won't make you relive the trauma. We'll just make you relive the trauma through interpretive dance.