**Incident Log: The Great Lawnmower of '22**
A comprehensive report on the recent lawn-mowing shenanigans in our fair neighborhood...
Summary: It appears our resident lawn-mower enthusiast has once again taken to the skies, mowing lawns with reckless abandon, leaving a trail of destruction and despair in its wake.
Neighbors from Hell, Neighborly Love Letter
Recommendation: We recommend that all residents exercise extreme caution when engaging with our lawn-mower-in-chief, lest you wish to suffer the same fate as poor Mr. Jenkins, whose lawn was last seen as a verdant oasis.