Overpoliced Neighborhood Watch Union

Our Mandate to Overpolice

• Mandate 1: Excessive Regulation
• Mandate 2: Excessive Regulation of Excessive Regulation
• Mandate 3: Mandatory Lawn Inspectors

We're not just a neighborhood watch, we're a full-on police state.

Meet our team of Highly-Trained, Overly-Cautious Agents

• Burly Brown
• Bennie the Brutalist