Welcome to Upper Manhattan: The Neighborhood with an Identity Crisis
Where the Sky Scrapers Are Always a Slightly-Too-Serious Affair
Upper Manhattan: where the sky scrapers are always a slightly-too-serious affair. Our neighborhood is home to some of the most esteemed institutions in the world, including the New York Public Library, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, and the Museum of Modern Art. But don't worry, we're not all about high culture and learning. We've got our fair share of street vendors selling artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free everything, and our very own artisanal, small-batch, craft beer scene.
Must-See Attractions
- New York Public Library: Where the Books Are Always a Slightly-Too-Serious Affair
- Metropolitan Museum of Art: Because Who Needs to Pay for Art When You Can Just Stare at the Ceiling?
- Museum of Modern Art: Where the Modern Art is So Modern, It's Practically Ancient
Neighborhood Events
- Upper Manhattan Book Fair: Because Nothing Says "I'm a Sophisticated Intellectual" Like Buying Overpriced Books
- Upper Manhattan Brew Fest: Where the Beer is Always Priced to Perfection
Neighborhood Resources
- Upper Manhattan Dietitian: Because You Can Never Be Too Rich or Thin
- Upper Manhattan Fashion Advisor: Because Who Needs Personal Style When You Can Wear a Three-Piece Suit?
Neighborhood Contact
Want to get in touch with the Upper Manhattan authorities? Try contacting:
And don't forget to check out our neighborhood blog: Upper Manhattan Blog: Where the News is Always a Slightly-Too-Serious Affair