The Upper West Side

Welcome to the Upper West Side, where hipsters and fixies unite. This neighborhood is a haven for the fashionable and the fearless.

Must-Visit Spots

Events

Don't miss the weekly Fixie Meet-and-Greet at the local coffee shop, where you can meet fellow fixies and show off your latest DIY projects.

Or, join the Hip-Hop Juice Stand's monthly jam sessions, where you can show off your breakdancing skills and enjoy a fresh-squeezed juice.

And, of course, be sure to attend the Artisanal Bakery's bi-weekly bread-baking workshops, where you can learn the art of crafting the perfect artisanal boule.

Community

Join the Upper West Side's vibrant community of hipsters and fixies, united in their quest for uniqueness and artisanal goodness.

Follow us on Instagram for the latest updates on the Upper West Side's happenings.

And, don't forget to like and share our Facebook page for the latest news and events.

© 2023 The Upper West Side

Back to Mandate 2 Main Page

Fixie Haven Hipster Dystopia (Note: The provided path "/mandate-2/neighborhoods/upper-west-side" has been interpreted as "The Upper West Side" in Mandate 2, a neighborhood of hipsters and fixies. The content is a mix of humorous descriptions, events, and links to sub-pages, showcasing the neighborhood's unique culture and community. The style is a blend of high-contrast colors, bold typography, and harsh drop shadows, fitting the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.)