Welcome to Mandate-2 Neighborhood, where the streets are always paved with good intentions and the skies are always painted with hues of despair.
This week:
- The annual "Paint-a-Thon" is cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances involving a rogue can of spray paint.
- The Neighborhood Watch is looking for volunteers to keep an eye on suspiciously suspicious-looking squirrels.
- The local diner is now open for "Squirrel-Food-Fest" - come on down and try their famous Squirrel-Food specials!
Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. We're not really sure.