Our esteemed members are:
To provide the most efficient and effective bureaucratic experience possible, with a focus on red tape and excessive paperwork.
Meetings: weekly, on Tuesdays, from 3 to 5 PM.
We believe in the importance of clear and concise communication, and thus our slogan: "Bureaucracy: because who needs clarity, anyway?"
View Our MandateArticle 1, Section 3: "All forms shall be filled out in triplicate, with at least three signatures, and a copy of the original shall be kept on file."
Article 2, Section 7: "All meetings shall be conducted in a windowless conference room."
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