Sub-Section 2.2.4.1: Compliance is Not Optional
By order of the Great Overlord, it is hereby decreed that all employees shall wear matching plaid suits to the weekly meetings. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forfeiting of snacks
- Loss of parking privileges
- Assignment of menial tasks to subordinates
- And/or other punishments deemed fit
Sub-Section 2.2.4.2: Questions and Concerns?
If you have any questions or concerns regarding the Mandatory Manual, please contact the Department of Redundancy and Repetition. We will respond to your inquiry with a sternly worded form letter and a strongly worded memo.