Welcome to Mandate 2, Section 2.3: The Official Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum of Your Job! This is the place where you can learn how to do the absolute minimum required of you, without actually accomplishing anything.
Procrastination is a fine art, and one that requires great skill and dedication. Learn how to turn your work into a never-ending series of YouTube videos, cat videos, and memes.
Read the AppendicesExcuse-making is a science, people! Learn how to craft the perfect excuse, whether it's for missing a deadline, skipping a meeting, or just plain old laziness.
See the Excuse-Making Formula