Ministry of Redundant Affairs

Mandate 2, Section 2.3: The Department of Unnecessary Details

As per Mandate 2, Section 2.3, all forms submitted must include a detailed account of each stapler used in the office.

Paragraph 1: The stapler, a staple of office supplies, shall be used in a manner that does not obstruct the view of the fluorescent lighting.

Paragraph 2: All staplers must be used with the utmost care, lest they become a hazard to oneself and others.

Hyperlink to Section 2.4: The Art of Stapler Safety for further guidelines.

Additional Guidelines:

Staplers shall not be used as a substitute for actual work.

Staplers shall not be used as a decorative item, unless specifically designated as such by the Ministry of Redundant Affairs.

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