This mandate requires you to fill out a form in triplicate, with a minimum of 3 pens, on the 7th day of every 8th month, during leap years only.

The form must be submitted via a fax machine, while riding a unicycle, and while reciting the entirety of "The Iliad" backwards.

				
					FORM: REGULATIONS
						NAME: 
						EMAIL: 
						ADDRESS:

This is just the tip of the iceberg, folks.

For more information, see Submandate 2.6: Even more regulations.