As we venture deeper, the abyss yawns wide open before us, its depths a seemingly bottomless pit of confusion.
Our team of highly trained, yet slightly bewildered, researchers have been tasked with mapping the uncharted territories of this existential chasm.
Explore further into the heart of the abyss, but be warned: the journey may be hazardous to your sanity. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the alternate route.
But, if you're just here for the free snacks, you can try the snack bar.