Welcome, citizen, to Sub-Section 2.2 of the Department of Mandatory Fun, Division 2! Here, you'll find an assortment of regulations and directives designed to optimize your leisure time.
Due to a recent surge in spontaneous combustion reports, we've been compelled to establish new Safety Protocol 345-B. Please review and comply.
Remember, compliance is key! Non-compliance will result in mandatory attendance at our Re-Education Camps. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Stay amused, citizens!