Dear Mandate 2,
As a seasoned expert in the field of Doing Things, I'm here to tell you that you're doing it wrong. The font size of your font sizes is all wrong. It's like you're trying to be subtle, but trust me, you're not fooling anyone. I mean, who needs subtlety when you can have a font size of 36pt? That's the ticket, Mandate 2! You should really work on your subtlety. Sincerely, The Great Outdoing