Welcome to the most intense, most extreme, and most utterly pointless ironing competition in the world!
Here, the world's top athletes compete to see who can fold the most intricate, the most complex, and the most mind-numbingly boring folds on a hot, flat surface.
Will you be the one to claim the coveted Golden Iron? Or will you get steamrolled by the likes of "Ironing-Queen" Bertha, a folding phenom who can fold a mean business shirt?
Stay tuned for live updates, thrilling commentary, and the occasional glimpse of a participant getting steamrollered.