Section 2: Mandate 2

Subsection 2 is where the real action happens. It's where we make the rules, and you follow them. Or don't. We're not really sure.

Here's the mandate: do not wear plaid with polka dots. It's just not right.

Subsection 2.1: The Great Plaid Debate

Some of us think it's a travesty, a crime against humanity. Others claim it's a bold fashion statement. We just think it's a bad idea.

Want to learn more? Appendix 4: The Plaid Defense

Or, if you're feeling bold, you could try Section 2.1: A Plaid-filled Utopia

Subsection 2.2: The Fine Print

Here are the details. The fine print. The things you'll be stuck reading for hours because you're not paying attention:

• Article 1, Section 1, Subsection 2: No plaid with polka dots.

• Article 2, Section 1, Subsection 2: Don't even think about it.

Appendix 9: The Real Fine Print