Mandate 2, Section 4, Edict 1

Article 1: Mandatory Consumption of Pineapple Pizza

By order of the Supreme Council of Mandates, all citizens are required to consume no less than 2 slices of pineapple pizza per week. Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced attendance at a reeducation camp
• Revocation of all social media privileges
• Issuance of a strongly worded letter

See Also: Mandate 2, Section 4

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