MANDATE-2: Where the Rules are Made

By Order of the Council of the Unrelenting, it is hereby mandated that all users of this website adhere to the following principles:

1. Wear a red hat to work on Fridays
2. Use the phrase "By Order of the Council" in all formal correspondence
3. Never, ever, ever use Comic Sans
4. Conduct all meetings while standing on one foot

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Banishment to the Island of Lost Souls
• Assignment to the Committee for the Reeducation of the Clueless
• Forced viewing of an endless loop of elevator music

Punishments, because we're not just talking, we're mandating.

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