Committee Members: Paranoid Division
Here are the members of our esteemed committee, each one a master of paranoia:
Chairperson, Paranoidius Maximus
Our Chairperson is a master of worst-case scenarios and can spot a spy from a mile away. They are known to have 57 different hiding places in their office.
View Chairperson's BioVice-Chairperson, Paranoia-ette Extraordinaire
This member is a expert in the art of catastrophizing. They can turn a simple meeting into a potential hostage situation.
View Vice-Chairperson's BioMember of the Committee, Paranoidus Maximus Junior
This member is a master of overthinking every decision. They can spend hours debating the meaning of life and the meaning of the color blue.
View Member's BioMember of the Committee, Paranoidus Minimus
This member is a expert in the art of worrying about the smallest things. They can turn a simple paperclip into a potential threat to national security.
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