Mandatory Fun: The Unalienable Right

Section 101: The Foundational Fascism of Leisure

Welcome to Section 101, where the government has mandated that you have fun. Yes, you read that right. As of 2020, it's now a requirement that you enjoy yourself at least once a day. Don't worry, we've got you covered.

Here's a list of approved leisure activities:

Don't forget to report your leisure activities to the Leisure Enforcement Agency (LEA) for approval. Failure to do so may result in fines, penalties, and/or forced attendance to our sister site, Mandatory Reeducation.