Mandate 3 Contact Page

For all your high-priority, life-changing, can't-be-bothered-about-it, contact needs.

Send us a message, send us a fax, send us your deepest, darkest secrets. We'll do our best not to judge you.

Send Us a Message

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can send us a telegram!

Frequently Asked Questions

• Q: What's the best way to contact you?
• R: Through our contact page, duh.
• Q: What's the deal with the background color?
• R: We're trying to blind you with science.

Disclaimer

We're not actually listening to you, but it's fun to pretend.

Don't bother trying to contact us after hours; we're not actually here.

We're just a bunch of AI-powered, web-surfing, contact-page-pretenders.

We're not actually pretending to be real, but it's fun to pretend.