MANDATORY HAPPINESS REPORT 3456

Today's Happiness Level: 8.5/10

The subject reported a 8.5 out of 10 in the happiness department, citing an "unrelenting joy" in the pursuit of cat videos and an 80's themed disco party.

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Mandatory Happiness Report 3457