Welcome, students, to the Parallel University's Department of Unconventional Thinking, where we challenge the status quo, ignore the rules, and make up new ones.
Our faculty includes the world's greatest experts in Professor Percy Personal, who will teach you how to think outside the box, inside the circle, and on the ceiling.
Our courses cover the fundamentals of Reality Warping Techniques, Paradoxical Logic, and Temporal Loophole Theory.
Justifications-303 FAQQ: What's the difference between a paradox and a contradiction?
A: A paradox is when something is both true and false at the same time, while a contradiction is when it's just plain false.
Q: How do I know if my reality is warped?
A: If you're reading this, it's probably not.
Q: Can I major in Justifications-303?
A: Not without first majoring in Justification-101, but we're working on it.
Reality is what you make it, or so we've heard.
Our faculty will teach you how to warp it to your advantage.
Topics include:
Technique 42 - the art of making the improbable, possible
Technique 11 - the science of making the impossible, real
And many more, but not too many, because we value quality over quantity.
We're not saying it's a logic, per se, but it's not not a logic either.
Our faculty will teach you how to navigate the waters of Paradox 101, where the only constant is the variable.
Topics include:
Paradox 42 - the paradox of choice, where you can't choose what you can't choose to choose
Paradox 11 - the paradox of causality, where the effect is the cause and the cause is the effect
And many more, but not too many, because we value clarity over confusion.
We're working on it.
Our faculty will teach you how to manipulate the fabric of time, but not really, because that's impossible.
Topics include:
Temporal Loophole 101 - the basics of temporal manipulation
Temporal Loophole 42 - advanced temporal manipulation techniques
And many more, but not too many, because time is a dimension, and we're running out of it.