Welcome, temporal tourists, to Parallel University, where the laws of reality are merely suggestions. In this esteemed institution, we'll teach you the art of constructing alternative explanations for your actions.
Remember, in a universe where the rules are flexible, the only thing you can count on is the certainty of uncertainty.
// Parallel University: A hub for the chronologically gifted // Justifications 101: The ultimate guide to bending the fabric of reality // Join us, and discover the infinite possibilities...