Just Pretend You Didn't

Welcome to the Just Pretend You Didn't Institute, where the truth is whatever we want it to be.

You're here because you're either a master of deception or a victim of circumstance.

Either way, you're in the right place.

We've got a whole section on Covering Your Tracks and another on Making Things Up As You Go.

Advanced Techniques include but are not limited to:

• The Art of Denial
• The Power of Misdirection
• The Science of Selective Hearing

Don't forget to check out our Just Pretend You Didn't Store for all your just-pretend-needs!