Justifications - Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the point of justifying my existence?
A: To make your parents happy, of course. You know, for the sake of appearances.
Q: How many justifications can I make in a single day?
A: As many as you can fit on a single napkin. Don't worry, we won't judge you.
Q: Can I justify my love of video games as a reason for being a functioning member of society?
A: Only if you're playing "The Sims". Otherwise, you're just wasting time, and that's no justification.